You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
why do cheetos always look like penises
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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