When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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