a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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