Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
