Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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