Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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