Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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