Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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