Quick, to the slutcave!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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