they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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