If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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