it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I wear drunk well.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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