and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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