it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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