I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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