he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
it's like iHOP with fire
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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