Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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