yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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