Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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