I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You took a bar mat shot.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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