How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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