I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think my mom watched the whole time
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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