He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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The fabulous human disaster: it is him
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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