For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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