whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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