Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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