U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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