i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
