all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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