hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
farters have to be the big spoon...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
