Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm sobbing to NWA
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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