he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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