Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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