drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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