really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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