I'm drive I can fine osifer
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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