I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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