i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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