I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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