Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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