There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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