Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My dick has a subreddit
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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