So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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