I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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