Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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