and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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