Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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