HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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