I want you more than these girls want KFC
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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