Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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