I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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