It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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