you didnt know i had herpes?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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