White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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