I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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